Monday, July 30, 2007

Dinner with friends
Today (well, several hours ago today - you get the point) my parents ditched me in favour of their dinner with friends (serious). They just went and said, "Tonight you're not eating dinner with us so you sendiri cari makan." (Geez, parents...) Actually they gave me a choice between eating with them and their friends and me and my friends and I said, "With them old farts?! No way!" So pitiful moi called up Eugenie and then she called up Xu Vin (wish I could have said Xu Vin called up Nicole - Nicole I can't believe your Deathly Hallows is more important than spending quality time with friends T_T, I'm crushed =P).

So we went to have dinner....
At all places to go...
KFC
Why? Owh, we just wanted to see the 'Owh, this is soooooo finger lickin' good expression on Eugenie's face' Keke...

That is of course we had a little window shopping before eating (must walk around to get rid of the fat that is sure to come!)
And I emphasize on WINDOW not the shopping (because cheapskates like us don't buy anything so it's technically not considered shopping =P)

So yada, yada, yada (I'm not going to blog bout how I ate my burger, thank you very much) and after sending Xu Vin home Eugenie and I went to The Living Room for drinks and talk.

AND
being the avid and professional blogger I am, the moment my butt settled on the cushions, I whipped out my camera from my conveniently 'big bag of everything ladies need and carry around' and started snapping pictures (which I might have annoyed the patrons there)

Ah, pretty floaty lights complete with a fake real imprisoned frog. Anyways, no one wants to see floaty light....where are the people??

Owh lookie, Eugenie with floaty lights at the background. Pretty dark, ey?
Hah! I've not forgotten to snap a proper picture of her.
That's her, indulging in my blogging madness. She looks like she's ¬.¬ or (=.=)-ing at me...
Yea, see...she has better things to do (like ordering...). Anyways the cushions here are kinda cool. They have all these comfy pillows and bloster and a low table for you.

That's me (looking like a drunk because I blinked...) You know I just realised if I shifted my butt any further back I'd have fallen off the platform...

So I had a drink called crazy frog (ironically there was a fake frog croaking in the background like a crazy lunatic). Eugenie had something but due to my bad memory I cannot remember (Sorry people but I'm not going to blog bout the food I eat...)

And we spent a good 2 hours crying over our sad miserable lives.
More specifically we emoed and reminiscenced bout our pathetic lives.
To be truthful.....



So we bitched bout what happened to her in Russia and the juicy melodrama of backstabbing and miserable isolation (real life drama is just so much more interesting) in Russia and I bitched bout my backstabbing and miserable isolation in KL (hmm..we have much in common it seems).

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To Felix,
I QUIT! I don't want to be your student anymore!
Have no fear, your teaching is fine.
It's....
It's...


THE BLOODY CAMERA! and my shaky hands.
I fear I have no future in the photography industry (my camera proves it so and so do my hands) I shall stick to my miserable, boring little engineering future (sobs). Ah, as a little momento for the times we've spent together as teacher and student (to be truthful....you never really taught me...=P)
Much improvement in skill but there's only so much I can do with my camera (and my hands...)

I should confess something....theraindropsarefake!

Anyways, be prepared to receive my resignation letter in your email. With much regards, your beloved student...

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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Photos, Flowers and Food
Dear Felix =P,

As promised I have taken and upload the photos regardless if it's successful or unsuccessful ( I'll leave you to be the judge but I'm highly partial to the latter...) I've taken your advice on the zooming in and out method but it just didn't turn out right. Actually I discovered digital zoom which could give me that nice effect but I only figured it out after my camera no battery. I nearly (Nearly) managed to get the sharp object and an out-of-focus background but that only happened in the second flower - which you can obviously see my shaky hands screwed it up Thank god I'm not a surgeon, imagine me going, "whoops, I accidentally cut your arteries...pardon my shaky hands if I didn't know better I'd say I have Parkinson disease. Anyways, any tips are very much appreciated (particularly on shaky hands).

I like this one a lot, it looks like it's in a field but I can't get the leaves to turn blurry.

This is just plain crap....
Ah, even more crap..
Okay, this would have looked SO much better if my hands would just bloody stop shaking...
Looks like a lotus, ey?
HAHAHAHAHAHA.....obviously, I've demonstrated my skills here so I've nothing to say

On the brighter note, today I experimented attempted cooking....
And out came, voila!


Not bad, ey?
Looks exactly like those seaweed snacks you find in those vegetarian stores.

Anyways, this is actually my second attempt (first attempt was so burnt crisp and shrivelled dry that I threw it away). Pretty good for second attempt...except the fact that I didn't cut the dough and fry the snacks...(my mom took over after she saw what I did)

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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Day out...again...
Due to my inability to resist indulging myself in the delectable seaweed snack I bought last night, I decided that this calls for desperate measures - go swimming with Nicole! Goal? Burn loads of fat gained from binging last night!

So Nicole, Eugenie and I went for our 'girls' day out swimming' (we do this so often it has become a routine) at, as per usual, Stampark.

So, this is Nicole and I, getting ready to swim (yosh! time to burn, burn, burn!). Compliments to Eugenie, our photographer (the non-swimmer/bumming away time person)

This is Nicole, swimming enthusiastically,
Where am I you ask?
That's me, doing god knows what. Why aren't I swimming enthusiastically alongside Nicole (since after all, my ultimate goal is to burn, burn, burn!)? Ha! Take a good look at this.

Tied hair, long earrings, wearing contacts...Nah, I didn't plan to swimming in the first place (lazy bum, aren't I?).

So we decided to end our day with a good, cold and fattening chocolate ice cream
Gyah! All the fat burned is accumulated back again (as if I did any fat burning...)
What a waste of time, we didn't even do a proper crapping session...

So, we tried to salvage the day (and do actual fat burning) by going swinging...IN THE PLAYGROUND!
Nicole and Eugenie, swinging around like a bunch of little cute tots...
Though they may not look like it, they're actually getting acquainted with their inner childhood.
Ahh~ look at the expression of pure bliss and innocence on their 19-year-old faces 9-year-old faces.

So, when it came to my turn, I got on the swing, stood there and started swinging...then stopping...What the feck? I look at Eugenie and she looks back at me..

Me: How do you swing?
Eugenie:.......
Eugenie: Swing lar, like how you use the swing in your childhood. You went on swings in your childhood right?
Me: (pause...think...pause) Nope, no swings. My childhood is pretty deprived.
Eugenie: Fine, I'll give you a push (In which I ended up kicking her...SORRY EUGENIE!)

So that's me, shifting around like my bum is hurting because I couldn't get comfortable with the swing.

That's me improved because I'm getting the hang of it..(Nicole says I still look tense)

And that's me, fully graduated from swinging academy. Whoa, look at the streamline, the aerodynamic-ness, the fluidity. I've developed skill and shown awesome prowess...

That is until I did something embarrassing and idiotic (which I shall not mention here) and no pictures were taken that time (thankfully) and I will never do anything that idiot again....(Something to do with my head hanging back, my back to far back and Eugenie coming to the rescue or else I'd end up...muddy...)

Fortunately, I came out of it only a little worse for wear, muddy, dizzy and tired...
so NO
I'm not going swinging with those two again anymore (unless I wear shorts and proper shoes this time =P)

On the bright note, I got my brand spanking new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book!
Here's the front cover (it's children's cover because all my other 6 are all children's cover...)


Here's the back cover...

Here's the inside...


And here's the story...
without the story! Ha! Well at least I spoiled the first subtitle, "The Dark Lord Ascending" Wooo...
Michi, see this and eat your heart out. I'm going to read it. Toodles..

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Friday, July 20, 2007

KL Trip
Omfg! I finally found out why my trip to KL is in such a mess! The reason?
My dad's a coward, my mom's a workaholic and I'm a perfectionist.

Okay, from the top.
After the pissing me off episode of: yes, we're going KL; owh wait a minute, we're not. On second thought, yes, we're going and it goes on and on (like changing underwear I tell you, a new one everyday!), I finally got fed up (took me long enough) and straight up asked them, do you plan on going KL?

Scenario :
My dad stared at my mom
My mom stared around
I stared at my phone

Apparently, my dad didn't want to go to KL alone but my mom is just too workaholic to abandon her work for one day so they can't come to a compromise...which leads to all this mess up....


FRICKING HELL!

The solution? I COMPROMISED! So yes, after been the ever so nice person I am, I let both my parents win their little feud and said, "Yes, I'm fine with going on Friday and knowing that everyone will have known their results except me by then..."

Thank god that went well. I'd rather have a heart attack in front of a person from READING my result paper than having a heart attack in from of the phone from LISTENING to my results (at least there will be someone to call the ambulance)

Well, at least I finally get to go OUT and meet PEOPLE and do SOMETHING (damn, I sound really desperate, now I know how my dogs feel cooped up at home...T_T). Yay yay yay yay! Shopping shopping shopping shopping! Finally get to see Nicholas! Yes! Wrnwrn, we need to go out more! And hang out with people....!

Note: If my parents change their minds again, I'll slap them silly!

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Day out
Bowling......for soup? No, not that type of bowling...



Ah, yes...THAT type of bowling, with Ian and Steven.

And I totally wiped the floor with them! Pwned! Beat the socks off! They went like, Waaaah...Keng wei keng wei....with tons of applause.

I had strikes and half-strikes and they had washing the drains. OHO~HO~HO~HO

NOT.

I WISH.T_T T_T T_T...Damn, I got pwned...
Ah, the shame, the shame...
(Technically, they weren't playing fair because they played before. =.= I'm a noob.)
Ah well, according to Ian, it doesn't matter if I do well or not because I'm a girl (is that suppose to be a consolation or and insult? =.=)
Though I can proudly say I managed a couple of half-strikes. (Yay, for me) Which was not so bad considering my level (but pretty bad considering theirs, =.=)
So because I lack testosterone (and a certain male anatomy), I am excused from the shame of losing (by 20 + points - not so bad if I might say so).

Conclusion : I BROKE MY NAIL! (Owh, and I got better at bowling, Hehe) Winner - Steven

Later, we went to play some archery.

Man, I ROCKED! (<- I think this explains it all)
They sucked! :P

I damn pro - Accuracy; consistency; excellent form; Solid hits; Endurance.
They damn suck - INaccurate; INconsistent; Lousy form; Weak hits; Muscle pain (hahahahahahah).

Conclusion : Audrey - 1, Ian - 0, Steven - 1
P.S. I joined archery in form 2 so I had training :P (so, I cheated...big deal...)

Next, Or, more specifically...


The reason?
Audrey - 1, Steven - 1, Ian - 0
Haha! Ian wanted to play daytona because he pwned my ass the last time we played that T_T. So, in order to even up the current score, he asked that we played daytona.
Tough luck Ian, I'm that stupid to pick manual this time. I won! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

Conclusion: That is why I'm driving the car and you guys are just bumming a ride.
Audrey - 2, Steven - 1, Ian - 0.5 (I'll give you credit for the times you nearly won ;P)

Ahhh~ what a satisfying day today.

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

I'm Not Okay - My Chemical Romance


Today is garbage day, they day where MY life officially STINKS


So, in order to celebrate such a momentous occasion, maestro, music please!

P.S. I feel so much better after watching this video


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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Shopping blues...

I'm upset.

Someone stole my shirt!

Okay, not stole as per say, more like some warmongering, discount grabbing, shirt stealing FEMALE took it...err..I mean bought it...

Confused? well let's start from the beginning.

Last week I went to MNG, saw two shirts and bought one; big mistake. Since then the other shirt (blouse more like it) has been haunting my every waking moments. I kept thinking should I have bought it, should I have bought it? (for all you ladies out there, when you start thinking things like this, it's a sure sign that you should have bought it and you WANT to buy it).

What brought on this sudden change of mind you might ask?
Well, one day I decided to open my closet (I do open it everyday) and take a good look at my wardrobe and I discovered I'm severely lacking in white shirts! (only one actually). In fact, my whole closet is pretty much...black.
Besides that I find myself missing any nice looking blouse, as in something more feminine instead of those slap-on, casual, BLACK tees. Well, since this particular shirt was looking awfully feminine, I thought 'Hmm...I'd make a nice addition to my closet. One white spot in the sea of black. One nice feminine-ness in all that, not so feminine-ness.'

So, with that in mind, I determinedly marched back to MNG (with my mother in tow of course, =P) to look for THE shirt; and guess what...IT'S GONE! gone, gone GONE! Owh, the horror! THE horror! So, before I started cursing up a storm, I decided to turn the place upside down before I officially proclaimed that all hope was lost (which I felt kinda bad because the salesperson was trying to fold the clothes as fast as I was trashing them). Alas, all hope IS gone apparently. There's not even a single M or L (I'd even settle for those...I think...), what more to say S, T_T *sobs*!

I shall go and wallow in my misery and curse my idiocy.

P.S. Please note that this post is purely BS. I'm not wallowing in my misery (a bit), I'm not angsting my ass off (slighty) and I'm not peeved. (much - I'll kill the female that took my shirt...)

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Friday, July 13, 2007

Dancing lessons
Well...., that went...well.
So after strapping on my shoes (yes, they actually have special shoes for dancing) the first thing the instructor asked me to do was stand on my tiptoes with my back straight and bend my knees while tiptoeing and, WHOOPS...there I went, wobbling like mad. Haha! Looks like I have terrible balance T_T.

These are my shoes and they're special not because they're glittery and all but because they have some soft base apparently which are suitable for dance floors.

The one thing that I kept getting wrong was the POSTURE (shows that I slouch a lot). Waltz dancers have this crazy concept that the Lady must bend like she's attempting to break her back and tilt her chin up like she's looking down her nose (or down on you). Or, I could be the fact that I have lousy posture and I look down a lot so I felt like my back is breaking and my neck is aching from holding my chin up.

DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BORE YOURSELF TO DEATH!
Note: The pictures came from google and I do not claim it to be mine.

I started first with the box step.

Then I learned the left closed change


And following that, the natural turn
Okay, this looks a wee bit complicated so I'll explain. Essentially, this shows a left turn which is similar to natural turn but using the other foot (they call it reverse turn), so I'm actually doing a right turn (can't find the picture). So, it's my left foot back, body turns right slightly and you move your right foot the the side while doing a 3/8 turn to your body. You end it with bringing your left to your right and a full turn of the body. You continue (not shown in picture) with a right foot forward, body facing to the right, then your left foot to the side as you do a 1/4 turn of you body and you end with your right foot close to your left foot (confusing I know).

Next we have the whisk!


And then the chasse from Promenade Position

And then...something else which I don't know the name...
So that's my first waltz lesson, which went pretty well in a manner of speaking...

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CONGRATS
CONGRATULATIONS TO MY SISTER!
YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY AN UNEMPLOYED BUM! (okay, that didn't come out right - I seriously hope she doesn't read this blog...)
Well, just so you know, you've stepped from the world of funky teenagers to the boring world of adults so you should get a job! (part time doesn't count)

Anyways, congratulations because you're free from books, studying and tests! (mostly anyways)
No more having to attend classes (not that you have much)
No more having to hand in assignments (that's a lot)
No more having to cram for tests
No more having to sit for tests

and hello...

Job Hunting
Long hours of work
Boring paperwork
Lame office jokes

And by the end of the day, you get a nice fat paycheck! (which you can spend on me...okaaaay, I'm joking, no need to start cursing at me...)
Well, anyways, since I don't have a picture of you, I'd put a nice chimpanzee (cause Felix did that to his sibling) but, I'm not that mean (plus you'll probably kill me =D).

On the brighter note, I shall be having my dancing classes today. Later. Will update bout that..later..

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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Driving
Ahhh~~ apparently I haven't been blogging for a long time (Considering the rate I'm blogging this is quite a long time, keke). Anyways, I'm sure I'm forgiven (because no one reads my blog, T_T, I think...) because, a) I'm just too damn lazy! b) My life is just too boring that I have nothing to say (currently anyways).

So today,
I actually drove my dad to school cause I had to go and pick up my 1119 cert (believe it or not but after 2 years, it's still not here!). Which means I'm the driver, which means my dad is sitting next to me while I drive, which means no driving like a madwoman anymore, owh feck!
Not to say that I drive like a madwoman but...
Basically, I'd like to drive
1) With one hand on the steering wheel and another on my lap cause I'm too bloody lazy to use both hands =P
2) Speed, drive in the fast lane and...well speed when I see green light
3) Curse up a storm when I drive - bad, bad habit, I know but you can't blame me when you see assholes left, right and center (myself inclusive...tee hee..)
4) Brake suddenly (that is a bad habit which I must weed out actually)
5) Change radio stations (T_T, I couldn't sing in the car...not that I do that often, I just do...)
6) Ahh~~ do the cool one hand turning thing (hehe...I love to do that cause it's cool..)
So, with my dad there, I basically had to drive properly (not that I don't drive properly but, yea, you get the point)
So anyways, I was pretty distracted when I was driving the whole way cause I had this inner commentary going on inside my head, the one where I go like, ah fricking hell! stupid bastard, bloody asshole...blah, blah, blah. So anyways, I had to act like a proper driver in front of my dad, so~ if my sis happens to read this post, hehe, sorry lar (not as if you don't curse at drivers anyways...)

On the bright note (or not so bright note) my dad said, "Aiya, there's no need to get a part time job lar, since you're only staying for such a short while."
Direct translation - Hey, look at me, I'm retired and I spend my time doing nothing. You're on holiday! You should spend your time doing nothing too! Which means I'm pretty free during the holidays. Haiz.

Here's a little bonus (PS I stole this without the owner's permission cause I was just looking round and it kinda interested me)
Free lala~

Bold the statements that are true to you. Italise the statements that you WISH are true.Leave the fibs alone.

I miss somebody right now. I do not watch tv these days. I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games. I have tried marijuana. I have been in a threesome. I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (not usually, always!) I have changed mentally over the last year. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. I curse. (note: used to ;) i mean am in the middle of quitting) I’m totally smart. I’ve broken someone’s bones. I’m paranoid sometimes. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I need money right now. I love sushi. I talk really, really fast. I have long hair. I have lost money in Las Vegas. I have at least one sibling. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. I couldn’t survive without Caller ID. I like the way I look. I am usually pessimistic. I have a lot of mood swings. I have a hidden talent. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. I have a lot of friends. I am currently single. I have pecked someone of the same sex. I enjoy talking on the phone. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. I love to shop. Enjoy window shopping. I would rather shop than eat. I don’t hate anyone. I'm a pretty good dancer. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. I have a cell phone. I believe in God. I watch MTV on a daily basis. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. I’ve rejected someone before. I want to have children in the future. I have changed a diaper before. I’ve called the cops on a friend before. I’m not allergic to anything. I have a lot to learn. I’m shy around members of the opposite sex. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past. I have tried alcohol before. I own the South Park movie. I would die for my best friend. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. I have used my sexuality to advance my career. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. I am happy at this moment! I’m obsessed with girls. I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. I study for tests most of the time. I am comfortable with who I am right now. I have more than just my ears pierced. I walk barefoot wherever I can .I have jumped off a bridge. I love sea turtles. I spend ridiculous money on makeup. Plan on achieving a major goal/dream. I'm proficient in a musical instrument. I worked at McDonald’s restaurant. I hate office jobs. I love sci-fi movie. I think water rules. I went to college out of state. I like sausages. I love kisses. I fall for the worst people. I adore bright colours. I can’t live without black eyeliner. I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing. I usually like covers better than originals. I can pick up things with my toes. I can whistle. I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake's slither. I have ridden/owned a horse. I still have every journal I’ve written in. I can’t stick to a diet. I talk in my sleep. I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. I have jazz in my blood. Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. I wear a toe ring. I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with. I am a caffeine junkie. I cosplay or know what cosplaying is. I have been to over 15 conventions. I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better. I’m an artist. I only clean my room when necessary. I like a person of the same sex. I love being happy. I am an adrenaline junkie.

P.S. This came out seriously colourful which I have no idea why (might be because I "borrowed" it...

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Saturday, July 7, 2007

Sick, sick, sick
Down with the flu, sore throat, cough, fever and losing voice...whole enchilada...crap..
So basically I haven't been blogging a lot because I'm sick, lazy and moody(sulking and brooding)
Funny thing was, my sickness usually come in a pre-arranged order - sore throat, fever, losing voice, cough and finally flu. The package was kind of screwed up this time, sore throat + flu, fever + sore throat + flu, flu + cough and I'm still waiting for the flu stage to come, cross my fingers and hope I can skip that.

Well, at least I don't sound like a frog anymore (Nicole tells me it's a duck but I don't see much of a difference...) I just hope I don't sound too man (as Kok Shen said once...Haiz).

One sad thing bout getting sick is it's not a good idea to play Zuma while having a sore throat. Note to self: No screaming when you have sore throat even when playing Zuma (even if you do idiotic idiotic mistakes) because your throat will be screaming along with you (the pain!). Zuma had me saying frick (freaking but without the -ing) and feck (thanks to Douglas) a lot last night, along with a few delirious statements and random weirdness (I think it might be the fever that has made me delirious) Thank god it was all in my mind and not me mumbling to myself or I'd have to be certified insane. God I hope I don't mumble to myself in future then I get fever...

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Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Art Journal
I think my blog is a little bare on pictures (not counting those down there..), so here's a sample of the pet project I'm going to do..

Inspired by Tera-wish.com where i saw my first art journal, I'm going to attempt to create one (for the sake of fun and too free) just like i attempted to create....a few projects which i actually never started doing...

Anyways, a few sample of art journals:
(Disclaimer, these pictures do not belong to me, I lifted them off from google image and I don't take credit for it)



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part time job idiocy!
Whee...what an Idiot (capital I Idiot!) I am! An example of my Idiocy:

phone ringing annoyingly at 10am when I'm sleeping peacefully in bed

Person on the Line: (speaking some chinese crap that I don't understand)

Me: (half awake and totally grumpy that I'm interrupted of my beauty sleep and wants the stupid salesperson to get off the LINE!) I'm sorry I don't speak chinese (I spoke in mandarin actually, notice how retarded that statement sounded?)

(Brain wake up a bit, go..whoops..) I mean, I can only speak a little bit of chinese (In mandarin again...)

Person on the Line: (seems satisfied that I can speak a little goes on prattling chinese bout something something something)

Me: (Super annoyed and just want to get back to SLEEP!) I'm sorry I don't understand what you are saying (In English this time, notice I got smarter)

Person on the Line: ("@%$^%#$" Hangs up the phone due to my Idiocy)

Later in the morning after a hot shower, my brain starts to function properly,

"Hmm...I wonder how that could have gotten my phone number, must be some idiot advertising company, isn't that against privacy rights?"

Then...

"Now who did I give my number to? Let's see, school, friends, hmm...the part time job looking thing......OWH MY FUCKING SHIT!"

And there my friends was me hanging up on my job offer, thank you folks and good night...

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Cam Whore
Warning! The following contents may be graphical nature to some (stomach showing. ;P). Viewer discretion is advised.

Today I wanted to take a shower and when I was bout to change out of my clothes I went, Owh, My, tooooot. I'm a half-black/half-white chinese! @#$&*(&@# My "tan" (blackieness) is bloody, obviously, distorted? uneven? Feck, I don't even know the word for it!

Check this out! (Cam whoring my stomach):

Blur (obviously), from me taking the picture with one hand. Looks like someone else's hand because of the colour difference right?

And, it gets even better up the arm!


With flash




Without flash.

Conclusion: I need a new swimsuit. I'm thinking two piece/bikini (i think they're the same thing) or else i'm going to end up as a half-black/half white chinese...

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Monday, July 2, 2007

Nottingham
Okay, this morning, I had a minor heart attack, no worries folks! I'm still alive and healthy enough to blog! Anyways, I had the Nottingham office to thank for that little minor shock. Apparently I decided to call them up and they happily tell me:

Me: I'd like to ask bout the twinning program

Head of Department: Owh, we don't have a twinning program, all our degrees are done locally.

Me: (shit!) Okay...

Head of Department: May I know who you are?

Me: I'm Audrey Tan and actually (sweetly) I sent you and email a week ago asking bout your twinning program but you never reply.

Head of Department: Owh...

Ah, small panic folks, apparently their program is called TRANSFER and not TWINNING!. Stupid idiot people with all the idiot words. I think I'll just go over to KL and settle everything in person which is so much better and faster. Hmm...air asia tickets!

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part time job...take two...
Today, I made a GRAND discovery, most part time, school holiday workers in Kuching are underpaid and overworked - slave labour

Yupz, Kuching is officially a slave labouring city that preys on poor sales assistants, promoters, waitress, cashiers and yes, even baristas.

Slave labour = RM2.50 per hour (yupz, it's two fifty per hour, nope, i didn't type wrongly there)

Jaclyn and I actually went to Coffee Bean first (yes, the Coffee Bean, not some ciplak Coffee Bean) and found that they pay workers RM2.50 (which is actually the highest we've discovered so far...)
We were shocked...did not even begin to cover the we were shocked feeling we had. Then, we went to Body Shop, Tom's, Bing!, Tao and Memories which were all paying us...you know how much...

I suppose I have no choice but to turn into a slave labourer if I want to do a part time job. Haiz.

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Sunday, July 1, 2007

Prom!
Finally, after the whole apply for streamyx fiasco, the toturous wait for them to get back from perhentian, the finding memory card reader thingy, I finally got the prom pics from Wrnwrn! Finally, all 62222kb of it (yupz, you've read it right, it's 60.8Mb), glory hallelujah! So, be prepared folks because this whole post is going to be full of bandwidth sucking, time consuming prom pictures!...uploading...

So anyways, prom was officially on 17th of June (one day after my birthday to be precise - which means no buffet at shogun with the family because you don't eat heavy before prom, nope, you don't!) and then whole night basically resulted in a lot of picture taking, enough to result in 60.8Mb of pictures! haha
And no, I shall only upload a few because I'm not that cruel as to suck up so much bandwidth...


Wrnwrn and I, that's the first, err...second? picture we took that evening.


Karen, Sian Yee, Wrnwrn and I the ahem during library group. Haha, you know what we did that time with the phone. ;D


Jaclyn and I. The earrings do match her outfit because i persuaded her to buy them, yeah!


Wrnwrn and I at some wall at the hotel, and I shall give credit to our "professional" photographer, Tee Da Yuan.


That's me, after we climbed up, down and around JW just to find a nice setting for more PICTURES!


Wrnwrn, Felix and I. Definitely the first picture I've taken...I think...



Soon Teck, Wrnwrn, Ek Wyn and I. Ek Wyn definitely looks different with his hair like that.

Keegan, Wrnwrn and I. Another one with an outstanding hairstyle. Hmm..never notice that..haha



Wrnwrn, Myat and I because I was too bored and decided to do something random.



Haha, I finally decided to take a picture with Ron and give him a hug too! I think the world is coming to an end soon. Haha...


*toot*-Tee Da Yuan! He looks like he's sitting here but he's actually crouching down for the sake of my height. Hehe, and I bullied him to do it!



Wrnwrn and I, the guys - Sing Kwan, Juin Nik and Sing Ming. This was a pretty funny picture because half of us were staring upwards (myself inclusive) and the other half staring at the camera. I wonder why...



Alvin! Another guy we bullied into lowering his height, though he looks like he's at his natural height, right?


Our ex-Prom King number 1, beloved class rep that chases me, beloved treasurer for cash every single time - Gan Kok Shen!



Ex-Prom King number 2, beloved assistant class rep who never really did much until we practically forgot we had an assitant class rep - Daniel Chua Ming Wei!


Harpreet and I. Sheesh, another tall guy...

Ah, Justin, (^_^)V?



Ian and I, another overly spiky hair fella...too smart for his own good.

Alex and I, ex-classmate.

Me at room 1001 doing the Felix imitation of 1001. Notice the change in clothes? Haha, went clubbing...shhh..don't tell...

Ahh...so I lied a little about not uploading a lot of pictures. I was tempted and I never handled temptation well anyways so, ta-da. Plenty of pictures! Ah, last but not least,

Nicholas and I. Wrnwrn was taking the picture and telling Nicholas smile there, look here, don't smile like that! Haha...

Ah! Stole this one from Nicholas, though I don't remember taking this. I like this one better. Definitely...ack, both would do fine.

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