Friday, August 31, 2007

A few to note..
First off, there's a little change in my blog and if anyone has a good power of observation (or sharp eyes) he/she will spot it. =D

And finally, I'm going to Subang tomorrow. Term starts on Monday. Keegan Francis Khoo, you better be my classmate!

I've finished packing (or so I have thought) and the total weight of my luggage is a shocking, tremendous, amount of....


20 kg.

Well, that ain't half bad considering my last luggage was 50 ++ kg when I came back to Kuching. Though I do have a sinking suspicion that when I return next year, the weight will miraculously double. =.=

On the note, I've seriously no idea why but I'm super blur today. Like run into walls kinda blur. Which is even possible (but I've yet to try it). I feel like sleeping and generally being a pig the whole day. Not a good sign when you're halfway packing since you tend to miss things in your blurness. Speaking of which, I just remembered I have to do something...toodles~

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

*evil grin*


ohhh~fufufufufu....


So here I am, sitting and grinning like the cat that got the canary...


because, quite frankly...








I did get the canary


*smirks evilly*




Got my laptop back today, whee~hoo~


Hence I settled down, cracked my knuckles a bit (after finishing fate/stay night - I must say, quite the anime =D) and decided to fill my laptop with junk (cause I like it junky and messy - feels like my room XD).


So there I was, innocently waiting for my mozilla firefox to finish downloading and signing on to msn when suddenly....



KA-BOOOOOM!


(Well...not really to that extent..) -.-


Wonders of wonders...this pops up...


OHHH~HOOO~HOOO~HOOO~HOOO


audrey-the-wise has so wisely decided that THIS TIME (after the don't know how many freaking times...) to grab the camera and shoot some SOLID PROOF!


So yes, ladies and gents, my laptop after going in for surgery to the extent that they need to brainwash it (sobs) crashed after....


Got it back: 2.30pm on the 21/08/07


Crashed: 11.30pm on the 21/08/07


9 hours! (just a few minutes shy of midnight.....bravo..-.-)


Thus, after restarting the laptop and sending an error report, this pops up

Owh by the way, I conveniently forgot to mention...

The same thing happened when I bought this damn thing...

Sighs, laptop, looks like we'll be parting ways again...

(I'm still grinning evilly)

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Sunday, August 19, 2007

Betcha...
Never see me driving, huh, huh?



Behold! My awesome skill and prowess!
P.S. I can laugh while I drive to! (How awesome is that?)



On the side note, in 12 days I SHALL BE P NO MORE!

P for Poor is now L for Learned!~ whatever comes after P :P

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

More pictures...
As requested by Chern Lyan, I've decided to post more pictures. (No pics of myself this time! I'm soooo shy ::blushes::..oh~hoo~hoo~hoo)




Today our victim was Tao because it was cheap! (Not that it mattered because we succumbed to temptation and ordered something expensive which tasted like crap for me and heaven for Eugenie because she ordered the much tastier drink)



The fountain at Tao without flash as oppose to the one above.




The fountain with flash but with Eugenie's fingers in the way =.= . So this is more like a picture of Eugenie's fingers. Why the heck do I keep taking pictures of the damn fountain? It was right in front of us...

Lantern, courtesy of Eugenie



Lanterns, courtesy of me. They were right above us.


Sadly, there will be no humans(unless you consider part of Eugenie's fingers) for you humans to make fun and point at because a certain human has decided she needs to lose weight and thus, this calls for some exercise. =.=

Anywhoo~~ might try either the Office or Blah,blah, blah next time.

Honestly I tell you, I come back Kuching only to visit these emo-ish lounges for crapping sessions. Ya know, I probably should rate those places..Tee Hee...

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Monday, August 6, 2007

Lazeeeeee
So I lied about my two posts per day (shoot me, =P). Yea well, when you hit the lazies of lazy, you begin to understand what lazy means (whatever da heck I just said) Anyways, since I have to entertain you lowly mortals with my daily blogging (ah, one mortal b*bi too-ohh~ho~ho~ho~:D), I had to drag my lazy ass out of bed and decided not to do any crapping today (thinking what to crap takes up too much brain power...lazeee). So, how to entertain people without actually putting in too much effort....hmmm..? Nah, I'll just let you enjoy pictures of moi (less effort of typing and a picture can paint a thousand words...)

Okay, we went to a bar, had a couple of drinks and got smashed - or so we looked. Since I was the self appointed driver, I did NOT want to drink and later drive Because I still have the ugly red P screaming "I'M A P! I'M A P!"
Love the decor though - amoebar/lounge (except it was more bar than lounge)

So we went bing! (Again....yes Juin, we played bingo again...)

Mmmmm...nice decor and nice atmosphere. Very classy and emo-looking without the emoness. Perfect for Bingo =P. Unless you count the emo/crap talking between Eugenie and I

Okay, that's me.....
OMFG! what the heck am I doing with a sinfully rich Ice blended chocolate T_T I looked like I gained weight just by holding it and the gained-weight look is still there after I put it down
Note to self: Throw out all the chocolates in the house T_T

Eugenie aka fellow gossiper crap-talking buddy.

And a little bonus...
Eugenie, Xu Vin and I outside Coffee Bean
P.S. Something is wrong with this picture...spot it if you can...

And thus concludes this session of trying to entertain my fellow bloggers and the anonymous few babi-s;not inclusive of myself (nyahahahhaah...I can strikeout :P). Hope you have fun..time to go back to lazytard land...

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Monday, July 30, 2007

Dinner with friends
Today (well, several hours ago today - you get the point) my parents ditched me in favour of their dinner with friends (serious). They just went and said, "Tonight you're not eating dinner with us so you sendiri cari makan." (Geez, parents...) Actually they gave me a choice between eating with them and their friends and me and my friends and I said, "With them old farts?! No way!" So pitiful moi called up Eugenie and then she called up Xu Vin (wish I could have said Xu Vin called up Nicole - Nicole I can't believe your Deathly Hallows is more important than spending quality time with friends T_T, I'm crushed =P).

So we went to have dinner....
At all places to go...
KFC
Why? Owh, we just wanted to see the 'Owh, this is soooooo finger lickin' good expression on Eugenie's face' Keke...

That is of course we had a little window shopping before eating (must walk around to get rid of the fat that is sure to come!)
And I emphasize on WINDOW not the shopping (because cheapskates like us don't buy anything so it's technically not considered shopping =P)

So yada, yada, yada (I'm not going to blog bout how I ate my burger, thank you very much) and after sending Xu Vin home Eugenie and I went to The Living Room for drinks and talk.

AND
being the avid and professional blogger I am, the moment my butt settled on the cushions, I whipped out my camera from my conveniently 'big bag of everything ladies need and carry around' and started snapping pictures (which I might have annoyed the patrons there)

Ah, pretty floaty lights complete with a fake real imprisoned frog. Anyways, no one wants to see floaty light....where are the people??

Owh lookie, Eugenie with floaty lights at the background. Pretty dark, ey?
Hah! I've not forgotten to snap a proper picture of her.
That's her, indulging in my blogging madness. She looks like she's ¬.¬ or (=.=)-ing at me...
Yea, see...she has better things to do (like ordering...). Anyways the cushions here are kinda cool. They have all these comfy pillows and bloster and a low table for you.

That's me (looking like a drunk because I blinked...) You know I just realised if I shifted my butt any further back I'd have fallen off the platform...

So I had a drink called crazy frog (ironically there was a fake frog croaking in the background like a crazy lunatic). Eugenie had something but due to my bad memory I cannot remember (Sorry people but I'm not going to blog bout the food I eat...)

And we spent a good 2 hours crying over our sad miserable lives.
More specifically we emoed and reminiscenced bout our pathetic lives.
To be truthful.....



So we bitched bout what happened to her in Russia and the juicy melodrama of backstabbing and miserable isolation (real life drama is just so much more interesting) in Russia and I bitched bout my backstabbing and miserable isolation in KL (hmm..we have much in common it seems).

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To Felix,
I QUIT! I don't want to be your student anymore!
Have no fear, your teaching is fine.
It's....
It's...


THE BLOODY CAMERA! and my shaky hands.
I fear I have no future in the photography industry (my camera proves it so and so do my hands) I shall stick to my miserable, boring little engineering future (sobs). Ah, as a little momento for the times we've spent together as teacher and student (to be truthful....you never really taught me...=P)
Much improvement in skill but there's only so much I can do with my camera (and my hands...)

I should confess something....theraindropsarefake!

Anyways, be prepared to receive my resignation letter in your email. With much regards, your beloved student...

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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Photos, Flowers and Food
Dear Felix =P,

As promised I have taken and upload the photos regardless if it's successful or unsuccessful ( I'll leave you to be the judge but I'm highly partial to the latter...) I've taken your advice on the zooming in and out method but it just didn't turn out right. Actually I discovered digital zoom which could give me that nice effect but I only figured it out after my camera no battery. I nearly (Nearly) managed to get the sharp object and an out-of-focus background but that only happened in the second flower - which you can obviously see my shaky hands screwed it up Thank god I'm not a surgeon, imagine me going, "whoops, I accidentally cut your arteries...pardon my shaky hands if I didn't know better I'd say I have Parkinson disease. Anyways, any tips are very much appreciated (particularly on shaky hands).

I like this one a lot, it looks like it's in a field but I can't get the leaves to turn blurry.

This is just plain crap....
Ah, even more crap..
Okay, this would have looked SO much better if my hands would just bloody stop shaking...
Looks like a lotus, ey?
HAHAHAHAHAHA.....obviously, I've demonstrated my skills here so I've nothing to say

On the brighter note, today I experimented attempted cooking....
And out came, voila!


Not bad, ey?
Looks exactly like those seaweed snacks you find in those vegetarian stores.

Anyways, this is actually my second attempt (first attempt was so burnt crisp and shrivelled dry that I threw it away). Pretty good for second attempt...except the fact that I didn't cut the dough and fry the snacks...(my mom took over after she saw what I did)

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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Day out...again...
Due to my inability to resist indulging myself in the delectable seaweed snack I bought last night, I decided that this calls for desperate measures - go swimming with Nicole! Goal? Burn loads of fat gained from binging last night!

So Nicole, Eugenie and I went for our 'girls' day out swimming' (we do this so often it has become a routine) at, as per usual, Stampark.

So, this is Nicole and I, getting ready to swim (yosh! time to burn, burn, burn!). Compliments to Eugenie, our photographer (the non-swimmer/bumming away time person)

This is Nicole, swimming enthusiastically,
Where am I you ask?
That's me, doing god knows what. Why aren't I swimming enthusiastically alongside Nicole (since after all, my ultimate goal is to burn, burn, burn!)? Ha! Take a good look at this.

Tied hair, long earrings, wearing contacts...Nah, I didn't plan to swimming in the first place (lazy bum, aren't I?).

So we decided to end our day with a good, cold and fattening chocolate ice cream
Gyah! All the fat burned is accumulated back again (as if I did any fat burning...)
What a waste of time, we didn't even do a proper crapping session...

So, we tried to salvage the day (and do actual fat burning) by going swinging...IN THE PLAYGROUND!
Nicole and Eugenie, swinging around like a bunch of little cute tots...
Though they may not look like it, they're actually getting acquainted with their inner childhood.
Ahh~ look at the expression of pure bliss and innocence on their 19-year-old faces 9-year-old faces.

So, when it came to my turn, I got on the swing, stood there and started swinging...then stopping...What the feck? I look at Eugenie and she looks back at me..

Me: How do you swing?
Eugenie:.......
Eugenie: Swing lar, like how you use the swing in your childhood. You went on swings in your childhood right?
Me: (pause...think...pause) Nope, no swings. My childhood is pretty deprived.
Eugenie: Fine, I'll give you a push (In which I ended up kicking her...SORRY EUGENIE!)

So that's me, shifting around like my bum is hurting because I couldn't get comfortable with the swing.

That's me improved because I'm getting the hang of it..(Nicole says I still look tense)

And that's me, fully graduated from swinging academy. Whoa, look at the streamline, the aerodynamic-ness, the fluidity. I've developed skill and shown awesome prowess...

That is until I did something embarrassing and idiotic (which I shall not mention here) and no pictures were taken that time (thankfully) and I will never do anything that idiot again....(Something to do with my head hanging back, my back to far back and Eugenie coming to the rescue or else I'd end up...muddy...)

Fortunately, I came out of it only a little worse for wear, muddy, dizzy and tired...
so NO
I'm not going swinging with those two again anymore (unless I wear shorts and proper shoes this time =P)

On the bright note, I got my brand spanking new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book!
Here's the front cover (it's children's cover because all my other 6 are all children's cover...)


Here's the back cover...

Here's the inside...


And here's the story...
without the story! Ha! Well at least I spoiled the first subtitle, "The Dark Lord Ascending" Wooo...
Michi, see this and eat your heart out. I'm going to read it. Toodles..

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Day out
Bowling......for soup? No, not that type of bowling...



Ah, yes...THAT type of bowling, with Ian and Steven.

And I totally wiped the floor with them! Pwned! Beat the socks off! They went like, Waaaah...Keng wei keng wei....with tons of applause.

I had strikes and half-strikes and they had washing the drains. OHO~HO~HO~HO

NOT.

I WISH.T_T T_T T_T...Damn, I got pwned...
Ah, the shame, the shame...
(Technically, they weren't playing fair because they played before. =.= I'm a noob.)
Ah well, according to Ian, it doesn't matter if I do well or not because I'm a girl (is that suppose to be a consolation or and insult? =.=)
Though I can proudly say I managed a couple of half-strikes. (Yay, for me) Which was not so bad considering my level (but pretty bad considering theirs, =.=)
So because I lack testosterone (and a certain male anatomy), I am excused from the shame of losing (by 20 + points - not so bad if I might say so).

Conclusion : I BROKE MY NAIL! (Owh, and I got better at bowling, Hehe) Winner - Steven

Later, we went to play some archery.

Man, I ROCKED! (<- I think this explains it all)
They sucked! :P

I damn pro - Accuracy; consistency; excellent form; Solid hits; Endurance.
They damn suck - INaccurate; INconsistent; Lousy form; Weak hits; Muscle pain (hahahahahahah).

Conclusion : Audrey - 1, Ian - 0, Steven - 1
P.S. I joined archery in form 2 so I had training :P (so, I cheated...big deal...)

Next, Or, more specifically...


The reason?
Audrey - 1, Steven - 1, Ian - 0
Haha! Ian wanted to play daytona because he pwned my ass the last time we played that T_T. So, in order to even up the current score, he asked that we played daytona.
Tough luck Ian, I'm that stupid to pick manual this time. I won! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

Conclusion: That is why I'm driving the car and you guys are just bumming a ride.
Audrey - 2, Steven - 1, Ian - 0.5 (I'll give you credit for the times you nearly won ;P)

Ahhh~ what a satisfying day today.

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Friday, July 13, 2007

CONGRATS
CONGRATULATIONS TO MY SISTER!
YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY AN UNEMPLOYED BUM! (okay, that didn't come out right - I seriously hope she doesn't read this blog...)
Well, just so you know, you've stepped from the world of funky teenagers to the boring world of adults so you should get a job! (part time doesn't count)

Anyways, congratulations because you're free from books, studying and tests! (mostly anyways)
No more having to attend classes (not that you have much)
No more having to hand in assignments (that's a lot)
No more having to cram for tests
No more having to sit for tests

and hello...

Job Hunting
Long hours of work
Boring paperwork
Lame office jokes

And by the end of the day, you get a nice fat paycheck! (which you can spend on me...okaaaay, I'm joking, no need to start cursing at me...)
Well, anyways, since I don't have a picture of you, I'd put a nice chimpanzee (cause Felix did that to his sibling) but, I'm not that mean (plus you'll probably kill me =D).

On the brighter note, I shall be having my dancing classes today. Later. Will update bout that..later..

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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Driving
Ahhh~~ apparently I haven't been blogging for a long time (Considering the rate I'm blogging this is quite a long time, keke). Anyways, I'm sure I'm forgiven (because no one reads my blog, T_T, I think...) because, a) I'm just too damn lazy! b) My life is just too boring that I have nothing to say (currently anyways).

So today,
I actually drove my dad to school cause I had to go and pick up my 1119 cert (believe it or not but after 2 years, it's still not here!). Which means I'm the driver, which means my dad is sitting next to me while I drive, which means no driving like a madwoman anymore, owh feck!
Not to say that I drive like a madwoman but...
Basically, I'd like to drive
1) With one hand on the steering wheel and another on my lap cause I'm too bloody lazy to use both hands =P
2) Speed, drive in the fast lane and...well speed when I see green light
3) Curse up a storm when I drive - bad, bad habit, I know but you can't blame me when you see assholes left, right and center (myself inclusive...tee hee..)
4) Brake suddenly (that is a bad habit which I must weed out actually)
5) Change radio stations (T_T, I couldn't sing in the car...not that I do that often, I just do...)
6) Ahh~~ do the cool one hand turning thing (hehe...I love to do that cause it's cool..)
So, with my dad there, I basically had to drive properly (not that I don't drive properly but, yea, you get the point)
So anyways, I was pretty distracted when I was driving the whole way cause I had this inner commentary going on inside my head, the one where I go like, ah fricking hell! stupid bastard, bloody asshole...blah, blah, blah. So anyways, I had to act like a proper driver in front of my dad, so~ if my sis happens to read this post, hehe, sorry lar (not as if you don't curse at drivers anyways...)

On the bright note (or not so bright note) my dad said, "Aiya, there's no need to get a part time job lar, since you're only staying for such a short while."
Direct translation - Hey, look at me, I'm retired and I spend my time doing nothing. You're on holiday! You should spend your time doing nothing too! Which means I'm pretty free during the holidays. Haiz.

Here's a little bonus (PS I stole this without the owner's permission cause I was just looking round and it kinda interested me)
Free lala~

Bold the statements that are true to you. Italise the statements that you WISH are true.Leave the fibs alone.

I miss somebody right now. I do not watch tv these days. I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games. I have tried marijuana. I have been in a threesome. I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (not usually, always!) I have changed mentally over the last year. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. I curse. (note: used to ;) i mean am in the middle of quitting) I’m totally smart. I’ve broken someone’s bones. I’m paranoid sometimes. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I need money right now. I love sushi. I talk really, really fast. I have long hair. I have lost money in Las Vegas. I have at least one sibling. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. I couldn’t survive without Caller ID. I like the way I look. I am usually pessimistic. I have a lot of mood swings. I have a hidden talent. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. I have a lot of friends. I am currently single. I have pecked someone of the same sex. I enjoy talking on the phone. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. I love to shop. Enjoy window shopping. I would rather shop than eat. I don’t hate anyone. I'm a pretty good dancer. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. I have a cell phone. I believe in God. I watch MTV on a daily basis. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. I’ve rejected someone before. I want to have children in the future. I have changed a diaper before. I’ve called the cops on a friend before. I’m not allergic to anything. I have a lot to learn. I’m shy around members of the opposite sex. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past. I have tried alcohol before. I own the South Park movie. I would die for my best friend. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. I have used my sexuality to advance my career. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. I am happy at this moment! I’m obsessed with girls. I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. I study for tests most of the time. I am comfortable with who I am right now. I have more than just my ears pierced. I walk barefoot wherever I can .I have jumped off a bridge. I love sea turtles. I spend ridiculous money on makeup. Plan on achieving a major goal/dream. I'm proficient in a musical instrument. I worked at McDonald’s restaurant. I hate office jobs. I love sci-fi movie. I think water rules. I went to college out of state. I like sausages. I love kisses. I fall for the worst people. I adore bright colours. I can’t live without black eyeliner. I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing. I usually like covers better than originals. I can pick up things with my toes. I can whistle. I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake's slither. I have ridden/owned a horse. I still have every journal I’ve written in. I can’t stick to a diet. I talk in my sleep. I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. I have jazz in my blood. Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. I wear a toe ring. I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with. I am a caffeine junkie. I cosplay or know what cosplaying is. I have been to over 15 conventions. I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better. I’m an artist. I only clean my room when necessary. I like a person of the same sex. I love being happy. I am an adrenaline junkie.

P.S. This came out seriously colourful which I have no idea why (might be because I "borrowed" it...

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Saturday, July 7, 2007

Sick, sick, sick
Down with the flu, sore throat, cough, fever and losing voice...whole enchilada...crap..
So basically I haven't been blogging a lot because I'm sick, lazy and moody(sulking and brooding)
Funny thing was, my sickness usually come in a pre-arranged order - sore throat, fever, losing voice, cough and finally flu. The package was kind of screwed up this time, sore throat + flu, fever + sore throat + flu, flu + cough and I'm still waiting for the flu stage to come, cross my fingers and hope I can skip that.

Well, at least I don't sound like a frog anymore (Nicole tells me it's a duck but I don't see much of a difference...) I just hope I don't sound too man (as Kok Shen said once...Haiz).

One sad thing bout getting sick is it's not a good idea to play Zuma while having a sore throat. Note to self: No screaming when you have sore throat even when playing Zuma (even if you do idiotic idiotic mistakes) because your throat will be screaming along with you (the pain!). Zuma had me saying frick (freaking but without the -ing) and feck (thanks to Douglas) a lot last night, along with a few delirious statements and random weirdness (I think it might be the fever that has made me delirious) Thank god it was all in my mind and not me mumbling to myself or I'd have to be certified insane. God I hope I don't mumble to myself in future then I get fever...

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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Post Secrets
Okay, second post here, I must be seriously bored out of my mind to post that often. Anyways it's just more crap to be added to make my blog look...more crappy..Haha...

So, I'll be promoting a lil bit here on post secret cause i found it a while back and watching Dirty Little Secret MV by all-american rejects kinda reminded me of it. So here's some very cool dirty lil secret.








It's pretty interesting what people keep as their secret. Hmm...maybe I should write to them one day....:D

Important Note! These are not mine and I do believe have taken them without the owner's permission. They belong to whomever made them and postsecret.

You can visit their blog at : http://postsecret.blogspot.com

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