Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Cam Whore
Warning! The following contents may be graphical nature to some (stomach showing. ;P). Viewer discretion is advised.

Today I wanted to take a shower and when I was bout to change out of my clothes I went, Owh, My, tooooot. I'm a half-black/half-white chinese! @#$&*(&@# My "tan" (blackieness) is bloody, obviously, distorted? uneven? Feck, I don't even know the word for it!

Check this out! (Cam whoring my stomach):

Blur (obviously), from me taking the picture with one hand. Looks like someone else's hand because of the colour difference right?

And, it gets even better up the arm!


With flash




Without flash.

Conclusion: I need a new swimsuit. I'm thinking two piece/bikini (i think they're the same thing) or else i'm going to end up as a half-black/half white chinese...

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~ { 4:52 PM }
Laughing so hard it hurts like hell


Sunday, July 1, 2007

I'm officially a blackie...err..darkie?
Hehe..I went swimming today with Nicole and Michi at Stampark, though more of the crap talking than swimming actually.

Yes, we were crapping...while still in the pool. And no, we were not struggling to stay afloat while talking crap. We swam to the poolside bar, the one with the shade (yes, we talked under the shade...I don't think we're crazy enough to talk under the hot hot sun...)

I actually managed to swim a few laps before the urge to go crap with my fellow crapping buddy overtook me...
Actually...it was when i was continously swimming laps and they were crapping nearby and I so happened to swim near them when they were crapping...and I heard something bout me....soo...
naturally I had to stop and refute whatever crap they were saying bout me...which lead to me crapping along...which lead to us swimming to the shade...and crapping some more...haha

I am proud to say...I'm officially dark-er..
Anyways, I'm definitely darker than I was before though I'm not sure how dark I am...
Nicole tells me getting a tan is sexy, so yea...I shouldn't care. Wait, I mean, I don't care that I'm a darkie-blackie, yupz!

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~ { 12:55 AM }
Laughing so hard it hurts like hell