A few to note..
First off, there's a little change in my blog and if anyone has a good power of observation (or sharp eyes) he/she will spot it. =D

And finally, I'm going to Subang tomorrow. Term starts on Monday. Keegan Francis Khoo, you better be my classmate!

I've finished packing (or so I have thought) and the total weight of my luggage is a shocking, tremendous, amount of....


20 kg.

Well, that ain't half bad considering my last luggage was 50 ++ kg when I came back to Kuching. Though I do have a sinking suspicion that when I return next year, the weight will miraculously double. =.=

On the note, I've seriously no idea why but I'm super blur today. Like run into walls kinda blur. Which is even possible (but I've yet to try it). I feel like sleeping and generally being a pig the whole day. Not a good sign when you're halfway packing since you tend to miss things in your blurness. Speaking of which, I just remembered I have to do something...toodles~

Labels: random, school

Obituary
n. pl. o·bit·u·ar·ies
A published notice of a death, sometimes with a brief biography of the deceased.

My dog is dying, not dead.
She'll be dead by tomorrow if I can predict it.

She's a ragamuffin mongrel that doesn't really belongs to me.
Technically, she's my neighbor's dog's pup. But since my neighbor's dog stays, eats, sleeps and bathes at my place, consequently, so does she.
She might as well belong to us. (Even has a cage of her own).

She's dying because she's contracted some doggy disease (bloody shit and foamy puke).
She looks pitiful, I hope death is swift.

Her name is Brownie because we never got around to name her properly (I wasn't there that time so I didn't think of that name). Cute as a pup, not so cute as a nearly-adult.

How I shall miss ye dearly for the 2 months I've known you.
Farewell dog,

Labels: dog

My...
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION

No, I've not gone cracked. I know exactly what's the date today, 1st of January 2008 25th of August 2008.

No, I do not consider 31st of August 2008 as a so-called New Year (God forbid, I'm not that patriotic)

So, all-in-all, I think I made a mistake in my phrasing.



NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION




NEW TERM RESOLUTION:

1. THOU SHALT NOT BE A PROCRASTINATOR! (be more responsible!)
2. THOU SHALT STUDY HARD (aka consistent studying)
3. THOU SHALT PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS AND NOT DAYDREAM OR (god forbid!)
FALL ASLEEP!
4. THOU SHALT CUT DOWN ON SHOPPING!
5. THOU SHALT SAVE MONEY AND NOT BE TEMPTED BY THOSE PWETTY SHINY THINGS
6. THOU SHALT STOP WHINING/COMPLAINING AND GENERALLY BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS!
7. THOU SHALT NOT FALL INTO DEPRESSIONS
8. THOU SHALT NOT BITCH ABOUT ANYONE BEHIND THEIR BACKS
9. THOU SHALT MAKE MORE FRIENDS
10. THOU SHALT LOSE WEIGHT
11. THOU SHALT CUT DOWN ON CHOCOLATE AND SNACKING

Should I ever violate my resolution feel free to spank smack me. (albeit gently)

Labels: my resolution

Shoplifter...
Do I have like "shoplifter" stamped on my forehead somewhere that I didn't notice? -.-

Seriously...

Do I?
Don't be shy...you can tell...

Today I went to the haberdashery shop to take a look at a couple of buttons and beads and this guy kept following me (obviously -.-). Owh sure~ I could stuff a couple-a buttons down my jeans and no one will be the wiser (=.=) Or perhaps it could be the fact that I'm totting around my phone and my pants don't look like they hold any wallet

So the obvious-duh guy was trying to make his presence obvious
and the oblivious-blur girl (aka me) was trying to make her face oblivious-blur

Which kinda fed the guy up =D
Cause he asked what I was looking for...

In Mandarin

BIG MISTAKE

I gave him the blur look~
and said...button...

He gave me the EVEN MORE blur look~
XD

I pointed to the nearest button

He: BLUUUUR~

Then I said...I'm looking for a packet of THIS *holds up a button*

He: Bluuuur~

My second attempt was in broken Mandarin (which I'm sure I wonked it up somewhere cause it sure as hell doesn't sound right in my ears =.=) and he was kinda stuck in the packet (cause I couldn't translate that XD)

So I gave it a couple-a tries before my genius brain realised that I should say pau (which is packet in Teochew).

To which the guy went: ooooo~ kulung/gulung (don't know)

After I asked for the price, size and etc...I thought, 'Hmm...quite reasonable...maybe I should buy it..' To which I realised...

I have no money
XD

(I think that's why I'm easily labeled shoplifter XD)

Who walks into a shop without money anyways? Sheesh~





(I had my walking atm nearby actually. =P)

Labels: shoplifting

*evil grin*

OHHH~HOOO~HOOO~HOOO~HOOO

audrey-the-wise has so wisely decided that THIS TIME (after the don't know how many freaking times...) to grab the camera and shoot some SOLID PROOF!

So yes, ladies and gents, my laptop after going in for surgery to the extent that they need to brainwash it (sobs) crashed after....

Got it back: 2.30pm on the 21/08/07

Crashed: 11.30pm on the 21/08/07

9 hours! (just a few minutes shy of midnight.....bravo..-.-)

Thus, after restarting the laptop and sending an error report, this pops up

Owh by the way, I conveniently forgot to mention...

The same thing happened when I bought this damn thing...

Sighs, laptop, looks like we'll be parting ways again...

(I'm still grinning evilly)

Labels: happy, random

You know, I think somewhere in my previous post, I had said, "Tomorrow will be a better day..."

Well...
Honestly,
I can say...
That is purely crack..

If it's one thing I've learned, life can be quite the bitch (especially when she's PMS-ing)
Ya know, life dishes out shit for a reason
So as people like me stay down and don't try to get up...

Myat,
you
are
utterly
RIGHT

never again will i doubt the almighty Myat.

One thing about this blog, it's always been about me, me and ME; so I'm going to try something a little different today.

I just wanna give credit where credit is due and I wanna thank this great lady because I love her songs. It's been with me when I'm going through hard times and at times her lyrics are reflective of what I feel and think. This song:-

Tomorrow - Avril Lavigne

And I wanna believe you,
When you tell me that it'll be ok,
Ya I try to believe you,
But I don't...

When you say that it's gonna be,
It always turns out to be a different way,
I try to believe you,
Not today, today, today, today, today...

Chorus:
I...
don't know how I'll feel,
tomorrow, tomorrow,
and I..
don't know what to say,
tomorrow, tomorrow
Is a different day

It's always been up to you,
Let's turn it around,
It's up to me,
I'm gonna do what I have to do,
just don't..

Gimme a little time(yeah),
Leave me alone a little while,
Maybe it's not too late,
not today, today, today, today, today...

Chorus:
I..
don't know how I'll feel,
tomorrow, tomorrow,
And I..
don't know what to say,
tomorrow, tomorrow
Is a different day

Hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah,
and I know I'm not ready,
Hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah,
maybe tomorrow
Hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
I'm not ready,
Hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah,
no no i'm not ready,

And I wanna believe you,
When you tell me that it'll be ok,
Yeah I try to believe you,
Not today, today, today, today, today...

Tomorrow may change,
May be a better day.

~~~~~~End~~~~~~

Tomorrow may be a different day - she's got that right.
Crap may happen today, tomorrow or the day after.
Crap may happen today but not tomorrow. So don't be sad today, because tomorrow may be a better day..

Haiz~

Betcha...
Never see me driving, huh, huh?



Behold! My awesome skill and prowess!
P.S. I can laugh while I drive to! (How awesome is that?)



On the side note, in 12 days I SHALL BE P NO MORE!

P for Poor is now L for Learned!~ whatever comes after P :P

Labels: driving, random

Freak me out..
Urgh!
Ya know what...
Kuching is just plain WEIRD!

Okay, so I was grocery shopping with my mom today and this freaking security guard kept following me around!
The worst part is~
He's not even those old paranoid geezers. He was quite young (don't know, didn't get a good look) and he kept following me around! T_T

Owh yea, sure, I'm jz totting around a handphone and my jeans don't look like they hold any wallet but that DOESN'T MEAN MY WALKING ATM IS NOT WALKING AROUND! Besides, I JUST WANNA BUY INDOMEE! T_T Is that so bad? (Just cause I got craving for Indomee) It's not as if I can stuff a whole bunch of Indomee down my shirt or pants. (Sure the little buldge there can be mistaken for my big tummy and all but sheesh lar wei~)

It was just plain freaky because when I go down this aisle, he'd go down the aisle through the other end. When I wander to the back, he'd wander to the back. When I go back and forth, he'd go back and forth. The worst part is, he's trying to be inconspicuous (yea right, inconspicuous enough that I noticed =.=)

In the end I decided to stick to my walking atm (because who in the world would want to shoplift next to your mom?!)

Sadly I succumbed to temptation and bought a snack; by the time I reached home, 2 out of the 6 packs were missing aka somewhere in the black hole that is my stomach. T_T. Save me!

Labels: shoplifting

Tagged
I've been tagged! (A bloody long time ago, might I add). Since the procrastinator side of me took a vacation today, I decided to have a seat and take a shot at this tag.

Before I begin, I have to give out the mandatory thank yous and huggies and general squeals. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~ I've been tagged. Done!

Seriously though,
Thanks Jaclyn!
Huggies (Didn't mean the huggies though..)

Layer One: On The Outside
Name: Audrey Tan ___ ___ (Fill in the blanks =P)
Birth Date: 16/06/1988
Current status: Alive and Kicking.
Eye Colour: Black (perfect for emo-ers like me)
Hair Colour: Half-red Half Black Black
Righty or Lefty: Ambidextrous (I can lift things with both hands! :D)

Layer Two: On The Inside
Your Heritage: Somewhere from China
Your Fears: Cockroaches! Why? Because a fricking cockroach climbed from my foot to my shoulder while I was showering (aka naked) and wiggled it's antenna at me (horny perv...). Eww...
Your Weaknesses: Leave a snack in the house and it shall be gone by the next day...
Your Perfect Pizza: Nothing is perfect (Means I don't know lar...)

Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your Thoughts First Waking Up: I NEED A SUPER HOT SHOWER (anyone who stands in my way shall perish!) I want a message T_T
Your Bedtime: 3, 2, 1...Depends on my mood and level of tiredness
Your Most Missed Memory: A great girls' day out

Layer Four: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King!(But the novelty is wearing off)
Single or Group Dates: Single. So as I can bully him and no one will be the wiser ;P)
Adidas or Nike: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'm a chocolate addict that is predicted to die of diabetes...
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yuck...

Layer Five: Do You...
Smoke: The cancer stick....*glares*
Curse: OMFG! What do you think...-.-
Have a crush: *grins*
Go to school: Considering it's mandatory...What do you think...-.-
Want to get married: I considered being a nun (Pure BS!) XD
Believe in yourself: None, Nope and Never will
Think you're a health freak: Diabetes before Cancer before Death by Natural Cause(I think there might be an automobile accident somewhere in there too...)

Layer Six: In The Past Month, Have you...
Drank alcohol: Yes..I think..
Gone to the mall: Born and bred in a mall (Mallrat...)
Been on stage: Stage fright? No thanks...
Eaten sushi: Yes, I had Sushi Queen King
Dyed your hair: After that fiasco with my red highlights? I rather not!

Layer Seven: Have You Ever...
Played A Stripping Game: No....T_T Should I try?
Changed who you were to fit in: Duh. When I was young, I self proclaimed I'll never wear jeans.

Layer Eight: You're Hoping to
Be Married: Somewhere green, sunny and picturesque with butterflies flying in the back and honeybees..(no idea, just somewhere nice)
For a: Feminine blouse!

Nine: In a Guy
Best Hair Color Combination: Nothing too out of the norm is acceptable..aka no skunk heads or mohawk
Short Hair or Long Hair: I liked Karl Urban, then I liked Wentworth Miller. One looks like an overly hairy person and one looks like a baldie. (Though I still think both are hot!)

Layer Ten: What were you doing
1 Min Ago: Doing this tag
1 Hour Ago: Still doing this tag (I take a long time, especially when you're chatting)
4.5 Hours Ago: My mandatory 30 minute shower (I just woke up ;P)
1 Month Ago: Rotting away in my house
1 Year Ago: Either at college or out shopping :P

Layer Eleven: Finish the sentence..
I Love: Ice Cream + Chocolate + Cake + Jelly! Yum!
I Feel: Like having a cheese cake!
I Hate: Liars.
I Hide: many many things *takes a peek at my mental closet* (very messy)
I Miss: him randomly
I Need: A blouse! (Okay a FEW, banyak banyak, blouses)

Layer Twelve: Tag 5 people
1) Nicole
2) Michi
3) Cherny
4) Sean
5) Simon (Wrnwrn too if you've got your blog up)

OMG...I finally finished it after attempting so many times..XD.
Ooooo~~ this calls for a celebration of cheesecake!

Labels: tagged

More pictures...

Lanterns, courtesy of me. They were right above us.

Sadly, there will be no humans(unless you consider part of Eugenie's fingers) for you humans to make fun and point at because a certain human has decided she needs to lose weight and thus, this calls for some exercise. =.=

Anywhoo~~ might try either the Office or Blah,blah, blah next time.

Honestly I tell you, I come back Kuching only to visit these emo-ish lounges for crapping sessions. Ya know, I probably should rate those places..Tee Hee...

Labels: random

Sheesh
My grandmother went MIA. Geez that old lady.

At precisely 1612 (Or so-so lar...) She called and say I'm coming home now. Frankly, "I'm coming home now" doesn't seem like such a bad thing if it weren't for the fact that:
a) She has no house key so how the feck does she get into the house? That's right, I'm suppose to be the guard dog. (Arf, arf)
b) She doesn't have a handphone (God forbid she wouldn't even recognise one if she sees it) and therefore I have no way of knowing when she has reached the house
c) The freaking doorbell DOES NOT WORK (urgh, can't my father get off his lazy butt and fix it for once?)
d) Coming home aka coming from my uncle's house which is as near as from Taylor's to Sunway and she's a 90 ++ Is she planning to walk the whole way?(Helloooo, just because she used to be young doesn't mean she's young and agile now).
e) I NEED TO SHOWER to get ready to go out for a girls' night out with Eugenie but I don't dare to in case she reaches the house when I'm showering.

So there I was sitting like there's a crab in my pants because I kept jumping up and down to rush down and check if she reached the house every 10 minutes.

By 1630 or so I was starting to panic

By 1643 I had to report to my sergent aka my mom that my grandma had planned to walk home from god knows how far and had not shown up.

By 1720-ish it started raining, heavily. So by then I was like, 'Ah! What the heck! I don't give a damn!' and I finally went for my shower.

By 1802 I called my mom and she goes "Owh, I'm picking your grandmother..."

WTF?! Sheesh lar....
I'll never worry for your safety again. Too much stress and grey hairs and not worth my time...

Labels: rant

Lousy fate
Owh.My.God.

I meet Ben today.

Okay, not meet as per say, more like saw (God forbid I'd freak out if I really had to talk to him) To be truthful, I didn't even notice the guy, and when I did, I didn't even recognise him...=.=
I think my brain has permanently blotched out his face; adding to the fact that I've blocked him on my msn, and deleted off his phone number, I'd say I've done a pretty good job in erasing his existence. (Crap! I didn't delete his number! Note to self: Must delete evil number)

In case yer all are wondering who Ben is,
actually....
none of you(any of my avid readers...) would know anyways~~
except for Chern Lyan (and Therese but I doubt she reads this blog..)

So, anywhoo...the worst of worst luck had to be that my PARENTS recognised him (I swear that was one hell of a bad dinner because I kept pretending I don't remember the guy and my mom kept asking...Haiz)

Got to go sacrifice a chicken and pray to whatever deity that like to make people's lives miserable to spare mine and HOPEFULLY he doesn't recognise me (due to the fact that I was owh-so-kind last week and decided to unblock a few of my contacts) and msn or whatever.

On the brighter note, he doesn't give me the icky feeling anymore (thank goodness...)

Labels: rant

Lazeeeeee
So I lied about my two posts per day (shoot me, =P). Yea well, when you hit the lazies of lazy, you begin to understand what lazy means (whatever da heck I just said) Anyways, since I have to entertain you lowly mortals with my daily blogging (ah, one mortal b*bi too-ohh~ho~ho~ho~:D), I had to drag my lazy ass out of bed and decided not to do any crapping today (thinking what to crap takes up too much brain power...lazeee). So, how to entertain people without actually putting in too much effort....hmmm..? Nah, I'll just let you enjoy pictures of moi (less effort of typing and a picture can paint a thousand words...)

Okay, we went to a bar, had a couple of drinks and got smashed - or so we looked. Since I was the self appointed driver, I did NOT want to drink and later drive Because I still have the ugly red P screaming "I'M A P! I'M A P!"
Love the decor though - amoebar/lounge (except it was more bar than lounge)

So we went bing! (Again....yes Juin, we played bingo again...)

Mmmmm...nice decor and nice atmosphere. Very classy and emo-looking without the emoness. Perfect for Bingo =P. Unless you count the emo/crap talking between Eugenie and I

Okay, that's me.....
OMFG! what the heck am I doing with a sinfully rich Ice blended chocolate T_T I looked like I gained weight just by holding it and the gained-weight look is still there after I put it down
Note to self: Throw out all the chocolates in the house T_T

Eugenie aka fellow gossiper crap-talking buddy.

And a little bonus...
Eugenie, Xu Vin and I outside Coffee Bean
P.S. Something is wrong with this picture...spot it if you can...

And thus concludes this session of trying to entertain my fellow bloggers and the anonymous few babi-s;not inclusive of myself (nyahahahhaah...I can strikeout :P). Hope you have fun..time to go back to lazytard land...

Labels: random, weird