Sunday, August 26, 2007
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NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION

No, I've not gone cracked. I know exactly what's the date today, 1st of January 2008 25th of August 2008.

No, I do not consider 31st of August 2008 as a so-called New Year (God forbid, I'm not that patriotic)

So, all-in-all, I think I made a mistake in my phrasing.



NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION




NEW TERM RESOLUTION:

1. THOU SHALT NOT BE A PROCRASTINATOR! (be more responsible!)
2. THOU SHALT STUDY HARD (aka consistent studying)
3. THOU SHALT PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS AND NOT DAYDREAM OR (god forbid!)
FALL ASLEEP!
4. THOU SHALT CUT DOWN ON SHOPPING!
5. THOU SHALT SAVE MONEY AND NOT BE TEMPTED BY THOSE PWETTY SHINY THINGS
6. THOU SHALT STOP WHINING/COMPLAINING AND GENERALLY BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS!
7. THOU SHALT NOT FALL INTO DEPRESSIONS
8. THOU SHALT NOT BITCH ABOUT ANYONE BEHIND THEIR BACKS
9. THOU SHALT MAKE MORE FRIENDS
10. THOU SHALT LOSE WEIGHT
11. THOU SHALT CUT DOWN ON CHOCOLATE AND SNACKING

Should I ever violate my resolution feel free to spank smack me. (albeit gently)

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