part time job idiocy!
Whee...what an Idiot (capital I Idiot!) I am! An example of my Idiocy:

phone ringing annoyingly at 10am when I'm sleeping peacefully in bed

Person on the Line: (speaking some chinese crap that I don't understand)

Me: (half awake and totally grumpy that I'm interrupted of my beauty sleep and wants the stupid salesperson to get off the LINE!) I'm sorry I don't speak chinese (I spoke in mandarin actually, notice how retarded that statement sounded?)

(Brain wake up a bit, go..whoops..) I mean, I can only speak a little bit of chinese (In mandarin again...)

Person on the Line: (seems satisfied that I can speak a little goes on prattling chinese bout something something something)

Me: (Super annoyed and just want to get back to SLEEP!) I'm sorry I don't understand what you are saying (In English this time, notice I got smarter)

Person on the Line: ("@%$^%#$" Hangs up the phone due to my Idiocy)

Later in the morning after a hot shower, my brain starts to function properly,

"Hmm...I wonder how that could have gotten my phone number, must be some idiot advertising company, isn't that against privacy rights?"

Then...

"Now who did I give my number to? Let's see, school, friends, hmm...the part time job looking thing......OWH MY FUCKING SHIT!"

And there my friends was me hanging up on my job offer, thank you folks and good night...

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